Would you like a funnel with your fireside chat?

We asked The Secret Digital Veteran to list the cliches that they hate, then compile a dictionary to decode and hopefully help us avoid them. All for the greater good, of course.

The giant robot brain that is Google seems to have gone down a YouTube rabbit-hole of videos related to finance, and ended up learning from The Big Short. The brain must not have heard the one about getting high on your own supply.